Comedy

It came to pass that Mary begat Jesus Christ Right at Christmas time.

Heinz makes a sauce but It is not a Memphis sauce Though they call it that.

Humming Hummingbird Twitching tissue on a comb Where is my shotgun?

We can’t go camping In tents there are no machines That can do washing

Git outta my face I’ll break yours into pieces Like cracked icicles.

Intense scents of life Dripping from Noah’s nose as He shops at the zoo

Drifting seeds and spores I cannot breathe through my nose Benadryl save me